Ireland Day One – Punctured Tire, Punctured Foot, Intact Spirits

 We checked into the lovely Moy House bed and breakfast, a early 19th century summer house with beautiful views of the ocean, complete with horses running along the grassy banks leading down to tide pools. We were greeted by Seamus, who tried to explain to Dad the overwhelming merits of Irish whiskey compared to the weak slop produced by the Scots. Dad was unconvinced, but Seamus threatened him with a good fight if he caught him drinking Scotch whisky (no e) while he was here. Dad is sampling some, I think as we speak, in the house’s “honor your bar,” as Will calls it. More like a library with chess, cards and yes, lots of whiskey.

LAHINCH, County Clare, Republic of Ireland, 4 p.m. Tuesday, July 30, 2013 – Long flights and tough travelers were greeted by a rainbow outside the plane as we descended into the green of Shannon, on the west coast of Ireland. Rick commented that we might find that proverbial pot of gold. What we did find was a proverbial windswept coastline, with crashing waves, rocky shores and crazy tourists in the surfing town of Lahinch swimming in gale-force winds. We were reaching for our rain jackets as they were running down a concrete ramp into large breakers that reached as far as piles of huge boulders along the shore – crazy!

We are all exhausted, but I am pleased to report we have had our three bouts of bad luck out of the way. First, when we arrived at Moy House, we discovered the black Mercedes we had rented (the much more modest car we had reserved was unavailable) had a flat tire. Seamus directed us to a repair shop, which is fixing it and hopefully Budget will pay for the new tire, since it was clearly damage caused by the previous renter. And I didn’t even want this car! Then, the wind ripped my favorite scarf from my neck, but Will miraculously spotted it in an alley as we were leaving town. Finally, Alex got bit on her foot by a yellow jacket – she had never been bitten before, so we were relieved she apparently has no bee allergy. Seamus got her ice, and all is good.

 We are now watching the surf, about to head back into town to pick up our repaired tire and drag our very tired crew out to a pub for dinner. Rick hopes to see the Cliffs of Moher after dinner, but I’m not sure everyone will last. 

Kinosaki: A yukata for exploring, a voice for radio

By Will

Today we went to a small town in the mountins (this blog post will be shorter because we spent so much time eating an enormous dinner that I’m tired and do not have much time to write it). It is called Kinosaki.

We got there and went up in a tram ride to the top of the mountain. There was a strange guy in the tram who seemed to have been doing some drinking. He said: “Some of you speak Japanese and some of you don’t, Ha ha!” and to Mom,  “You have a good accent for radio, not for TV, Ho ho.” We got to the top to see a beautiful view of the Sea of Japan, which I’ve never seen before.

 We came down from there and went to see some sights in town and hit some gift shops. After that we went back to hotel and relaxed for a while before putting on our yukatas and going out. We were in these like… uh… elavated wooden shoe thingys (geta) that were just about as easy to ice skate in as to walk. We went to dinner at the ryokan we had sooo much food. We had: crab,pickles,rice,beef,vegtables,tofu,soup and whatever that was. Our server, a really nice woman named Keiko-san, brought us endless amounts of food. We were ABSOLUTELY STUFFED when ice cream finally came for me.We went back to the room and went to bed.  

(Mother’s note: Will used a lot of his Japanese today and charmed Keiko-san and many others that he met along the way.)

THE END

Zen and the Art of Maintaining Your Cool — and Your Gag Reflex

By Will

KYOTO, Japan, November 27, 2012, 9:28 p.m.–Today was a  really fun day but I am just going to tell you about the “experience” we had at vegetarian dinner at a Zen temple. We got there and took off our shoes at the entrance. The monk told us where the bathroom was and I thought we were supposed to GO there so everyone went to the table and I went to the bathroom. I put on these slippers and then got lost. I finally found our table.

For one, we had the whole room to ourselves and chairs were not just ANY chairs they were super awesome puffy rotating chair thingys–they were GREAT. They first brought out a plate of many different small pieces of beautiful food (I had NO idea what it all was). And we took turns picking what we were going to eat. So far everything was pretty good. It was lots of tofu and different things. We came to this little bowl of fried peas. The peas were great plus you could eat the dried seaweed bowl (Uh.. well I HOPE we could because we DID)

Then came out this pink thingymabop. I thought all the food so far was GREAT so I did not expect any TROUBLE from it. I went ahead and took a great big BITE out of it. I chewed and chewed and… AAHH It was worse than pancakeflabbergast! I gagged in front of everyone. Man I SERIOUSLY needed a emergency banana.

I managed to eat it. After that it was pretty good for the rest of it. We had some pickled ginger (that’s pretty spicy) and…I probably should have NOT eaten it in ONE bite I was not feeling GrEAT after that. There was rice and stuff but I did not eat much. We got a cab back to the hotel and Dad and I went to the hot baths. And I came back and wrote this blog, while we watched a crazy Japanese dancing competition.  

A stud finds the lunch spot

By Will

We woke up in the Nara Hotel and packed up our bags to prepare to go to Kyoto. We went out through a covered arcade of shops and restaurants to a small breakfast place where we had toast and eggs. It was really good. After that we went to a place called Mr. Donuts. I had a chocolate donut. It was good, but my mom had some stale thing that tasted like a soccer ball (YUM!). We found these silly little gumball machines that spit out little figures. Me and Mike each did it. I got this buff warrior monster guy. And Mike got a silly little lady Thing. He was mad so we did it over. This time we each got these dumb broken monster guys (WOW).

We went back to the hotel to get on a train to go to Kyoto. We (of course) rushed to the next train and got lost trying to find the hotel. We dropped our bags and went to have lunch. My Japanese-speaking mother could not find the place. So when we were about to give up hope, I found it. “BOO YAH” I said. I felt like a stud. (Editor’s note: Will found the place by reading the first Chinese character of the three-character name. He identified the “Dai” which means big. He later said, “I couldn’t have done it without Rieko-sensei.” In subsequent days, he’s been reading hiragana like crazy — today Thursday, he read “Ki-no-sa–on-sen” “Mom, it’s Kinosaki Onsen!” It’s exciting to see the learning take hold…End of Mother’s/Editor’s note….)

We had lunch. Then we were going to go to this temple. It was sooooo crowded. Shnitzels, We barely made it to the top. It was pretty cool. It was quite a hassle getting back to the hotel but we did. Then we went to bed.

A guzen moment in Nara: Turns out Monroe is so kakouii

KYOTO, Japan, Monday, November 26, 2012 — So we’ve been a little busy and I haven’t had time to blog, but Will has been doing a fine job capturing the tenor of our days. We arrived in Kyoto yesterday and experienced the most unbelievably crowded fall leaf-viewing scene I’ve ever seen. Of course, Will was nearly in tears after we muscled our way up to Kiyomizudera, surrounded by mostly couples and families out enjoying the last of the beautiful weather, three-day holiday and fall leaves. It was insane. It reminded me of visiting Meiji Shrine in Tokyo on New Year’s Eve — massive crowds, moving forward at snail pace, patiently edging toward the goal. Once we got to the hillside temple, I kept worrying that the wooden super-structure of the temple deck, which juts out over the hillside, would collapse under the masses, but we managed to get lots of lovely photos of the temple, the city below, and the surrounding hills, all at sunset — super good planning on my part — oh right, sheer luck. We then dodged tour buses on the narrow streets leading off the hill and managed to grab a cab home.

I’ll skip today (Will will fill you in after dinner — rain rain rain!) to tell you about our crazy night in Nara. A little background: Rick and I trade barbs all the time because my mother’s family comes from Monroe, a tiny town outside Corvallis, while Rick’s mother’s family comes from the slightly larger Junction City to the south. Junction City people look down on Monroe people, and let’s just say his mother and he don’t let me forget it.

So I never thought I’d hear the word “cool,” much less the Japanese word “kakouii,” of the same meaning, in the same sentence.

 But two nights ago, I had the concierge of the Nara Hotel call to make a dinner reservation at a cool-sounding Oden (hot pot of sorts) restaurant. The staff looked at me askance, and it wasn’t until we got to the restaurant that it made sense why. It was a total hole-in-the-wall — a super cool old eatery in the old Nara-machi part of town. There was a small U-shaped bar, maybe 12 seats, and only Japanese (and Japanese menus) surrounding the bar. Well, it was a challenge for me to order for us, and I kept asking the young man next to me what they were having (I could see the food at least) and he gave me advice on food, etc. Anyhow, I really did bug him a lot, but he and his two dining companions (one of whom was his wife) were very nice.

He asked me where we were from; Oregon. He said young Japanese think of Portland as the coolest city in America. Then he said something about Corvallis, (this is all in Japanese of course) and I exclaimed I was BORN in Corvallis. And then to my shock he said the word “Monroe.” Monroe? Yes, the coolest place in America is Monroe. I just about died. I said my grandparents are buried in Monroe. My mother’s family is from Monroe. My great grandmother drove a damn antique taxi in Monroe. He couldn’t believe it. He was a designer and he had “visited” Monroe virtually on Google drive, and he thought the DariMart and other buildings just had the coolest vibe. He had made and sold T-shirts that say “Monroe Oregon,” and people actually bought them. He had photos of Monroe on his iPhone. I am not making this up, though Junction-City-Rick would like to think I am –- but Rick witnessed it, and this little tiny Oden shop in Nara, half-way around the world, yes, the guy loved Monroe. He was as shocked as I was to meet someone from Monroe. His wife said it was “guzen” and “unmei” – chance fate, that we happened to meet. What are the chances?

It made me think later about my grandpa Charlie, my mother’s dad, who was indeed from Monroe. A good friend and fishing buddy of his was of Japanese ancestry, living in Oregon, — Mom remembers his name as Yashui. His friend’s family had been interred during World War II. Anyhow, it seemed another unfinished connection between Japan and Monroe. 

Anyhow, my new friend, Yosuke Wainai, also said he loves Hemingway, Steinbeck, but mostly Raymond Carver, who is also one of our favorite writers. Anyhow, we exchanged email addresses, and our final goodbyes that we would see him and his wife in Oregon. Who knows? The world is a very small place indeed.

Buddhist monks in the morning, sacred deer and Monroe, Oregon, by night

By Will

Today we woke up to the sound of a REALLY LOUD gong. It was 5:30 in the morning and we were going to a monk-chanting thing. (Buddhist ceremony) We got dressed and went down the stairs in our cold slippers that kept on falling off. We went to this cold temple area and the monks started chanting. (For those of you who think monks go “ummmmmmm” they actually do  go”ummmmmmm!!”). It’s cool. That went on for about a hour. After that we went to a VERY traditional breakfast. We had unidentified tofu stuff, pickled something or rather, rice and…uh…what is that! But it was good.

Went to a bus then got in a cable car before getting on a train. Then the next train and on the next train there was some weird guy staring at us then he sat next to us and then he (thankfully) left.

We checked into our hotel in Nara and went to lunch at a curry restaurant. It was pretty good. In Nara they let deer just roam free all over town because they think they are sacred or something. So the first deer you see it is like: “OMG A DEER JUST SITTING THERE IN THE ROAD” After you have seen fifty deer you act more normal when you see them.

We went to see some temples and shrines. After that we went back to the hotel and watched this show where these two guys with helmets and padding tried to whack each other with wooden swords. That was REALLY entertaining.

We went to dinner at this place that was sort of a bar with food. My mom met this guy who made T-shirts for this SUPER small place my mom’s family was from called Monroe, Oregon. Small world. It was cool. After that we went home and went to bed.

Buddhist temple: Cold slippers, hot springs

By Will

NARA, Japan, Nov. 24, 2012–Today we started by taking a  train to another train. Then hustling to a subway. Then of couse racing to the next train and then a cable car up a steep mountain before getting on a bus. This bus was sort of small so I was crammed inbetween Mike’s overstuffed suitcase, my mom, and on top of me was my extremely heavy backpack. Getting off the bus was also a hassle pulling my  bag across the extremely narrow aisle. Then we (surrounded by a huge group of tourists) raced UP the stairs. We barely fit in the cable car. Jeez, some really pushing German guy was elbowing his way past me. I told my mom that pushy German guy was a jerk. But mom told me they spoke English. WHOOPS!

We got off the cable car only to get in another bus. This one we took straight to the Monk temple we where staying at. One of the ladies in a robe checked us in and we went to our rooms. The thing is there is no heat in this temple and you have to wear slippers indoors. Well these weren’t those fuzzy, comfortable bunny slippers you put your little feet in and it’s all cozy and stuff. NOOO these were SUPER cold and it was ridiculous walking up the stairs.

We got to our room there were no beds, just mats with pillows and blankets. We sat at this table on the ground that had foot warmers. I saw packaged treats that looked like mochy. I opened it and… OH MY GOSH, ITS PANCAKE FLABBERGAST. I screamed then ran through the halls yelling “AAAAAAAHHHHH ITS PANCAKE FLABBERGAST”!!!! When Mike ate it it I started yelling. “MIKE ATE IT OMG!”

When that episode was over we looked at some temples and had dinner. Me, Mike and dad went to a hot springs. It was great fun, and I kept getting out and dumping icy cold water over my head, then jumping back in the tub. After that we went back.

Rolling With The Octopus Balls

By Will

This was a much easier day than yesterday. We woke up at like… uh five a.m., and went to the evil train station of central Tokyo. We made our way through the crowd and went to a coffee shop. Helen and I got a doughy thing with (what we thought was) raspberry filling. We took them to the train stop and ate them. It was actually bean paste inside. I liked it but Helen hated it. You should have seen her face when I asked her if she wanted another.

We got on this really big train and set off on the four-hour ride to Karashikii. My mom was so FUSSY about were we sat. She was like:”Oh Will, we’re going too flip the seat over”, “Now Will sit in the middle”, Will we are going flip the seat over AGIAN”. AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGG. right?

Mike works in insurance, and I started talking to him about insurance ads and all the great jingles that Geico and State Farm have. He works for Penn Mutual. They’ve don’t have a catchy jingle.

Four hours later we were in Karashiki. We were wandering around when we found a soba place. We had lunch there, It was really good. By then It was four o’clock. We wandered around this pretty canal with lots of shops, then went to the hotel for a break. Then we went  out to dinner at chicken restraunt. BAD IDEA. We got there and ordered little pieces of Octopus. They came out and mom said, “Yum! Octopus balls!” Nobody touched them after that. We had pretty good yakatori. But then our main course came out It was egg and chicken with rice underneath. I suddenly exclaimed, “LOOKS LIKE BARF!” After that we went home.

 But now I have my own set meal: Pancake flabbergast, Octopus balls and barf. 

THE END

Nervous breakdowns and uncomfortable shoes

By Will

Today was one of the hardest, most challenging things my mom could throw at our little group. We woke up at 4:00 a.m.,quickly went to a Starbucks (man those things are EVERYWHERE) and set off. We started our pleasent day by going to a EXTREMELY dangerous fish market. We barely made it through the train station without getting killed by the traffic of BUSY Japanese ladies. We asked a police officer where the fish market was and he pointed it out to us. Were strolling along the nice rows of huge tuna and other fish when WHOA! cars transporting huge piles of fish zoomed past the alley we were walking in. In fact they were EVERYWHERE. We seriously almost got hit like thirty times. We walked through alley after alley of tuna, squid and uh… whatever that was. We came to a stop we were stopped by a guy with a Red Sox cap. He and Mike had a LONG conversation about where they were from and stuff like that.

We left and went to a cool little museum about old Japan when we came upon the store with pancake flabbergast (see yesterday’s post). We took a train back to the city and had lunch at the top of a department store. Helen had a upset stomach so she did not eat anything. We went outside to see the view. I watched kids play soccer from the top. We caught a train and went to harawhateywhat (Eds: Harajuku). We went on this crazy street where everyone dressed weird. We wandered around for like five hours straight. Then dad really wanted to go get a glass of wine. He took us a wine bar. But it was closed. Then Helen had a nervous breakdown because her shoes hurt her so bad. We went too a emergency snack place before dinner. We found a great yakatori place before heading home.

THE END

Epic Jet Lag Moments in Tokyo

By Will

PANCAKE FLABBERGAST

The first story is about a extremely jet lagged boy (me) and a silly shop-like thing. So it started as we just finished tromping around this really cool little museum in the outskirts of Tokyo. We decided to get a snack at this little snack shop thing. So I was REALLY tired at the moment, so even the door clearly in big green letters said PULL I began to push the stupid door. After 30 seconds of solid pushing, Dad pulled open the door. We got in there and the only things they really sold were orange juice and weird little pastry things. I got this thing that was a pancake on the outside, and bean paste on the inside. It was so bad I had to step outside for a moment. Then (being me) I called it pancake flabbergast. I walked in the room and whispered to Mike, That was the worst pancake flabbergast I have ever had. He cracked up. After that we were talking about how we should invent a product called pancake flabbergast.

EVIL TOILET

So in Japan there are all these VERY expensive toilets everywhere. And so this morning our friend Helen told us a story about her encounter with a EVIL TOILET–dun dun dunnn. She tried to flush the toilet by pressing all these buttons. So first a jet of water sprayed from the toilet and got her all wet. Then pressed all these buttons and like heated the toilet, sprayed more water and opened and closed the seats but not flushing the darn toilet. Then she began to wave her hands around in despair she opened the door only to find old Japanese ladies waiting. She stared at them for a second and then quickly closed the door. Then she open the door and one of those ladies helped her flush it.

TO GO OR HERE

My dad was at a Starbucks just near our hotel when he ordered a coffee. He does not speak any Japanese so he just grunted and pointed at what he wanted. When it came time when the lady asked him if he wanted it for here or to go, he was completely flabbergasted (ha ha ha ha.) All he could do was grunt and point. so the lady had to bring out a mug or a paper cup he pointed to the mug.

THE END

FROM WILL