By Will

PANCAKE FLABBERGAST

The first story is about a extremely jet lagged boy (me) and a silly shop-like thing. So it started as we just finished tromping around this really cool little museum in the outskirts of Tokyo. We decided to get a snack at this little snack shop thing. So I was REALLY tired at the moment, so even the door clearly in big green letters said PULL I began to push the stupid door. After 30 seconds of solid pushing, Dad pulled open the door. We got in there and the only things they really sold were orange juice and weird little pastry things. I got this thing that was a pancake on the outside, and bean paste on the inside. It was so bad I had to step outside for a moment. Then (being me) I called it pancake flabbergast. I walked in the room and whispered to Mike, That was the worst pancake flabbergast I have ever had. He cracked up. After that we were talking about how we should invent a product called pancake flabbergast.

EVIL TOILET

So in Japan there are all these VERY expensive toilets everywhere. And so this morning our friend Helen told us a story about her encounter with a EVIL TOILET–dun dun dunnn. She tried to flush the toilet by pressing all these buttons. So first a jet of water sprayed from the toilet and got her all wet. Then pressed all these buttons and like heated the toilet, sprayed more water and opened and closed the seats but not flushing the darn toilet. Then she began to wave her hands around in despair she opened the door only to find old Japanese ladies waiting. She stared at them for a second and then quickly closed the door. Then she open the door and one of those ladies helped her flush it.

TO GO OR HERE

My dad was at a Starbucks just near our hotel when he ordered a coffee. He does not speak any Japanese so he just grunted and pointed at what he wanted. When it came time when the lady asked him if he wanted it for here or to go, he was completely flabbergasted (ha ha ha ha.) All he could do was grunt and point. so the lady had to bring out a mug or a paper cup he pointed to the mug.

THE END

FROM WILL